Hilarious Quizzes. Especially the first one.

I was LAGUHING so hard all through this quiz because I chose the names first randomly, and I have to answer some of the most awkward questions as you will soon see. I suggest everyone do this (properly) for a good laugh. Write down 13 names before you read my answers, open up notpad and do it quickly. Believe me the amount of laughs you get is worth any awkwardness. Can you name 13 people you can think of right off the top of your head? Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 13 people... This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly list the names first...No Cheating!!! My List: 1) Kylie 2) Brett (Hill) 3) Caitlin 4) Roberto 5) Benny 6) Roy 7) Adamo 8) Bryn 9) Andrew 10) Claire 11) Renee 12) Olivia 13) Bryce How did you meet 11? ---University - English Lit class What would you do if you had never met 1? ---Not be obsessed with 'What's the goss' and have almost no friends at uni What would you do if 6 and 1 dated? ---Phew lol. At least it isn't asking me if like, Roy dated Andrew or something. :D Now Roy and Kylie would be good. Pity she's been in a realtionship for several years. Have you ever seen 4 cry? ---I think when I injured his testicles with my foot on bible camp... Would 11 and 2 make a good couple? ---WHAT THE FUCK! YES THEY WOULD! THEY HAVE A LOT IN COMMON! Is 13 colored? ---Rofl. No. Do you think 5 is cute? ---LOL, I think I would prefer it to say "sexy" or "hot" because I call almost all my friends that. Cute? Well he's cute when he's drunk or asleep but so is everyone. I'll go for the "depends what he is doing" response. :P Tell me something about number 1: ---She is really blonde acting and doesn't know how to not look like a model from a magazine, even on her "bad days". How do you know 8? ---School whats 7s favorite color? ---I actually have no fucking idea. I'm going for black or army camoflague colours. Fact about 9: ---He is the king of one liners and comebacks after 10pm Who is 4 going out with? ---His hands What does 1 do for a living? ---Movie chick at Hoyts in freo What would you do if 5 just confessed that they liked you? ---WHAT THE FUCK! WHY IS IT BEN AGAIN! I'd be like "I like you too" because the question doesn't specify what "like" means. Hahahaha! Is 2 single? ---IS Brett Hill single? The question answers itself. Where does 7 live? ---Middle of Cockurn I believe What do you think about 13? ---He's a good friend and person Worst and best thing about 3? ---Worst= She likes R&B too much ---Best= She's an awesome party girl who always cracks me up Who is 12 going out with? ---Adrian-face What do you like about number 10? --- She's just a champ. Everything about her screams awesome. NEXT QUIZ! 10 FAVORITES 1. TV show: --- Blackadder 2. Flower: --- Sakura (Japanese Cherry Blossom) 3. Alcohol: --- LOL It is David! So far the only booze I've liked is Baileys and Spiritos. 4. Movie: ---Alien series, Anything with vampires 5. Color: ---Black, white, purple 6. Song: --- Don't Speak - No Doubt 7. Mall: --- Never been to one because Americans are stupid. 8. Music: ---Metal, Alternative, Ska, Rock 9. Food: ---Japanese 10. Season: ---Autumn, Winter 10 FACTS 1. Name: ---David James Micenko (NOTE SPELLING OF SURNAME it is pronounced Mee - tsenk - oh) 2. Height: --- about 190-200 cm 3. Hair color: --Darkish blonde, preferably purple, pink and black though (yes at the same time) 4. Hair length: --- short (too short! bah!) 5. Hair style: --- Um? Same question because I'm male. 6. Eye color: --- Changes based on my medication 7. Shoe size: --- 11-13 8. Mood: --- Bipolar 9. Ring size:--- Dunno 10. Relationship status: --- Single 10 LOVE LIFE 1. Have you ever been in love: ---Yes 2. Do you believe in love?: ---Yes 4. Have you ever been heartbroken?: --- Yes 5. Have you ever broken someone's heart?: --- Yes 6. Have you ever fallen for one of your best friends?: --- Yes 7. Are you planning on getting married?: --- Not planning to at the moment no. 8. Are you afraid of commitment?: --- I don't know 9. Would you ever get married to someone of the same sex?: --- Before or after the operation lol... seriously though, define marriage. 10. Would you ever have sex with someone on the first date?: --- Um... does the word "would" mean I need to include the past? *embarassment* 10 THIS OR THAT 1. love or lust?: ---Love 2. hard liquor or beer?: ---Hard simply by process of elimination, beer is revolting 3. night or day?: --- Night 4. hook-ups or relationship?: --- Relationship 5. tv or internet?: --- Internets 6. Pepsi or coke?: --- SOULS! I mean coke. 7. Wild night out or romantic night in?: --- um... Both!? lol 8. Saturday or Sunday?: --- Saturday 9. Colored or black and white picture?: --- Depends 10. Phone or in person?: --- Person 10 HAVE YOU EVERS 1. Have you ever been caught sneaking out?: ---No 2. Have you ever skinny dipped?: ---No 3. Have you ever done something you regret?: ---Yes 4. Have you ever bungee jumped?: ---No 5. Have you ever been on a house boat?: ---No 6. Have you ever finished an entire jaw breaker?: ---Yes 7. Have you ever wanted someone so badly it hurt?: ---Yes, especially when they slapped me. 8. Have you ever stayed up all night till the sun came up?: ---Yes, frequently. I'd prefer no to most of the time too 9. Have you ever been caught by your parents with a hickey?: --- Nope 10. Have you ever been caught by your parents doing anything more than making out? --- nope 10 ARE YOUS 1. Are you missing someone right now?: ---Yes 2. Are you in love with anyone? ---Yes 3. Are you happy?: --- again... Bipolar 4. Are you talking to anyone right now?: ---Yes 5. Are you bored?: --- I'm doing this aren't I? That suggests yes. 6. Are you Irish?: --- Maybe. We never knew who my Great Grandfather was other than the fact he came from the UK. 7. Are you Italian?: --- NOPE 8. Are you a ninja?: ---....Maybe. But you'd be dead before you knew. 9. Are your parents still married?: --- Yes 10. Do you like someone right now?: ---Yes Finally, one of these but with slightly different questions (and answers from last time): A - Available? Unfortunately... B - Best Friends? I dont have _best_ friend, they all awesome ^_^ C - Crush? Gwen Stefani, especially when she was my age. Like, before I was born. (lol!) D - Dogs name? Tommy or Cunt E - Easiest Person To Talk To? Olivia/Ben depending on the topic F - Friday or Saturday? Fri G - Gummy bears or worms? Bears. Gummy Bear sex anyone? H - Hometown? I'd say Perth although I was born in Carlton (Victoria). I haven't lived anywhere other than here for more than a few months. I - If You Could Move Would You? Move out - yes. Change Country, depends who else I was with. Change Sate, no. J - Jesus? Believe so K - Kids? No plans at the moment L - Last person you hugged? Renee (I'm a pretty big hug slut for those who dont know) M - Milk Flavour? Vanilla or Coffee N - Number Of Siblings? 3 I wish it was 1. O - One Wish? The ability to do ANYTHING AT ALL JUST BY THINKING ABOUT IT! (Yeah that's right, give myself super powers to be able to make it more than one wish :P) P - Phobia(s): THE MOON! Spiders/Bugs! My family! Q - Favorite Quote? A comforting lie can never last. R - Reason to smile? friends ^_^ S - Favorite song? Don't Speak - No Doubt T - Time You Woke Up? 9am U - Unknown Fact About You? My one and only ex was a cunt. V - Vegetable You Love? Pumpkin (is this a vege?) W - Worst Habit? biting nails, saying "lol" and "fail" in real life. X - X-rays You've Had? Spinal ones. Teeth ones. Y - Yummy Food? JAPANESE Z - Zodiac? Libra-face.