THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
- Innovative
- Preliminary
- Proliferation
- Cinnamon
- Specificity
- British Constitution
- Passive-aggressive disorder
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more beer for me. 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing 6. Fight? No way. Let's sit down and talk this out 7. Text message? No I have sent enough for the night 8. Dance? No I should't I should just sit here in the barstool. |
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