Bi-Curious George

I saw this today and I was in tears from laughing so much. Anyway. As you have been told by me three hundred and seventeen times, Gwen's new album is cool. This blog is dedicated to that album. Tracks: 1) Wind It Up: The Lonely Goatheard song. "This is the key that makes us wind up". Sexy 2) The Sweet Escape: Really neat. It sounds more like No Doubt and less like Gwen's solo stuff. "If I could escape, and recreate a place as my own old world..." 3) Orange County Girl: HOT. She talks about her love for music and how she can't believe how her life turned out. "Don't know what I'm doing back in the studio, getting greedy cause he said I had another sic flow" 4) Early Winter: Probably my favourite. It is about relationships )blah boring) but sounds really cool. "The sun is getting cold, it's snowing. It looks like an early winter for us ... Looks like an early winter for us It hurts and I can't remember sunlight" 5) Now that You Got it: Ghetto bullshit 6) 4 In the Morning: Another of my favourites. Really well written (because Tony, the No Doubt bassist co-wrote it instead of Pharrel or some other black music retard). "Stay up 'til four in the morning and the tears are pouring and I want to make it worth the fight." 7) Yummy: SO BAD BUT SO GOOD. OMG. This song is like, the sex. "I'm feeling yummy head to toe, aint got no patience so lets go. Look, I'm diet drama, wanna spend the night? Don't bring pajamas. I know you've been waiting but I've been off making babies." (She's running out of ideas for songs, I swear). 8) Fluoroescent: :D Another one that sounds like No Doubt. Really cool, has horns and stuff. "Another fluoroescent night yeah, you and I. Late night lovers, kicking in the covers" (LOL) 9)Breaking Up: Seriously the next two songs were like "wtf is this? wierd topic for a song" This one is about losing a phone signal when you're talking because the battery died or because of bad reception. Really funny. "WE'RE BREAKING UP UP UP UP" hot 10)Don't Get It Twisted: This one is about how she realised when she was preggers because she missed her period. Lots of "TOO MUCH INFORMATION THERE" stuff. "Don't get it twisted, don't get clever, this is the most craziest shit ever" 11)U Started It: Boring and shit 12) Wonderful Life: Really Really Really Really good. It features the Depeche Mode guitarist guy whatevs his name is and it is about how Gwen's first boyfriend from when she was really young. He commited suicide a few years ago and Gwen wrote a song for him, really sweet. "...And you were the first I trusted I learned what love is When we were just kids When did you kiss the last time How could you think you'd be better off? It's a wonderful, wonderful life Why'd you have to say goodbye It's a wonderful, wonderful life Such a wonderful, wonderful life Thank you for those special moments You will always be here, in my mind And did you know you changed my life?..."