Monday, February 26, 2007

Blogsurection

It's been about a year and I decided I have a lot more music on my playlist now.

Go to the music player of your choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and press play. Use the song titles as your answers. NO CHEATING!

What do people assume when they first look at me?
Song: Faggot
Artist: Mindless Self Indulgence
Comment: OMG! LMAO! NO! I'm an ARTIST! FUCK YOU QUIZ!!

What will be a big challenge in life for me?
Song: The New Black
Artist: Strapping Young Lad
Comment: Hmmmmmmm... What's the new black these days? I said rehab was a few days ago so maybe rehab will be a challenge.

Am I a good Girlfriend/boyfriend
Song: Date Rape
Artist: Sublime
Comment: ROFL AGAIN

How will I die?
Song: Mechanix
Artist: Megadeth
Comment: CURSE YOU TECHNOLOGY!

Is someone trying to kill me?
Song: Professional Widow
Artist: Tori Amos
Comment: I so don't like the sound of that.

What should I do instead of this quiz?
Song: Alfie
Artist: Lily Allen
Comment: um... no sense? ... ok wait. I just thought of something dirty and I'm scared.

What is a bad habit that I should try to stop?
Song: Bathwater
Artist: No Doubt
Comment: I should stop bathing? Um. No.

What's for dinner tonight?
Song: The Diary of Jane
Artist: Breaking Benjamin
Comment: Ahahaha. I guess we really ARE poor.

How does the world see me?
Song: Relapse
Artist: Little Birdy
Comments: EXISTENCE IS PURPOSE? I'm either seen an insensitive prick or a obsessed/depressed person

Will I have a happy life?
Song: Trapped Under Ice
Artist: Metallica
Comments: Yeah I'm pretty sure that's a "no" :(

What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Mechanix
Artist: Megadeth
Comments: ok so this song needs to piss off now.

Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Come On Little Heartbreaker
Artist: Little Birdy
Comments: Um. Yes?

How can I make myself happy?
Song: Excuse Me Mr. [Live]
Artist: No Doubt
Comments: So don't confuse me mister I've known you way too long. All I need is a little of your time. (?)

What should I do with my life?
Song: Next To Nothing
Artist: Breaking Benjamin
Comments: OMG! Sometimes the songs are just perfect. (even though that's bad of me to do)

Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: (I'm always touched by your) Presence, Dear
Artist: Blondie
Comments: ew

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Song: Push It
Artist: Garbage
Comments: I lol'd but mostly stared at the screen with disbelief.

Will I ever have children?
Song: Forever Gone, Forever You
Artist: Evanescence
Comments: Please let that be a no

Will I die happy?
Song: Poor Fool, He Makes Me Laugh
Artist: The Phantom of The Opera Cast Soundtrack
Comments: well that's depressing.

What is some good advice for me?
Song: Stalk U
Artist: Los Abandoned.
Comments: Win.

What is happiness?
Song: Covet
Artist: Jack off Jill
Comments: Oooh-er. Happiness is desiring things?

What is my favourite fetish?
Song: Cry For Eternity
Artist: Dragonforce
Comments: Um. Maybe hurting people or making them yell?

How will I be remembered?
Song: Making Out
Artist: No Doubt
Comments: AHAHAHA last time that was how I would die. Maybe that's while I'll be remembered... I'll die making out with mechanix

How do I get more sex?
Song: The Trick is to Keep Breathing
Artist: Garbage
Comment: Ah. OK. So I'll get more if I can just keep alive.

Comments on "Blogsurection"

 

Blogger Val Fury said ... (Monday, February 26, 2007 8:37:00 pm) : 

these things seem to always work for you, never work for me though. absolutely no sense whatsoever. possibly because *someone* *coughbertocough* infected my playlist with the entire. ledzepplin. discography

but still
LOL!!!

 

Blogger Unknown said ... (Tuesday, February 27, 2007 11:09:00 am) : 

They usually don't work.

Half of the ones I did this time made me think for a second about how it was relevant.

And I got mechanix twice.

My friend got a hilarious one:

What does the world think of me
Song: Video killed the Radio Star.

 

Blogger Elias said ... (Tuesday, February 27, 2007 7:33:00 pm) : 

Led Zeppelin is about life. If you can't relate to it, WTF.

I'm so not doing this again. Or i just might. Might repost it with old answers too, iunno...

 

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