Together Forever

National I'm Reminded that I'm Painfully Single and it Sucks Day National Let's Commercialise the Torture and Murder of a Saint and Somehow Relate it to Love Day Fuck. If I get another chain text message about how you've been given a "ROSE" and you have to send a "ROSE" to everyone you like and try to get 20 "ROSES" by the end of the day I'm going to start punching babies. Unborn ones. Ok now that I'm had my little "I hate Valentine's Day" rant down to proper blogging. Renee's new house is big and amazing and there is a puppy. I think it belongs to Emily, her housemate, though. Still. It wins. I met up with Lauren already this week so you guys don't have to be dragged along. I burst out laughing because she started complaining about this person smoking in Perth and I recalled someone's comment on my previous blog. I DID tell her that it was that guy's choice and she should just leave him alone and she did so woot. I guess. It's Wednesday night! That means newport bitches. Maybe not for Rob because he has his exam tomorrow. That failing Jess is having an Anti-Valentine's Day dinner/party/gathering thingy which I might go to. If anyone wants to come to that with me then you can. She said that she's working on fake love letters/phrases today and has been sending me some hilarious ones all day like: "I want to wipe strawberry jam all over you and then use you as a human slippery dip". They make me lol. See you guys tonight or I'll come disemboweling. :D