This is what you want, this is what you get.

^ Clear Hearts, Grey Flowers - Jack off Jill Yeah so here we are on Monday and I'm brim full of new innovations to bring to the blogging scene. 1) Essay Writing Champion. I am the king of English Literature. I planned, wrote and edited an assignment within the space of 4 hours and it is one of the best essays I've ever written. I'm kicking myself in thinking about what it is I could of done if I started 5 weeks ago like I should have done. 2)This Friday. Benny cannot host any events for a while he says. My house = woot for poker, (as long as people show up who have a set... lol or else it is bad board games like Cluedo and Awesomely Superior video games like Super Smash Brothers Melee). Although I might need to convince my mother that there will be no bile, I don't see why drinking would be a no as well. I'll send out an email about it later on, when everything is given the ok(Earlier than Thursady night this time... hopefully). 3)Damon's Rat Tail. Roflmao omgwtfbbq lol 4) Stereotyping: I'm skinny, so I must be bulimic. I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists. I'm black, so I must be on welfare. I'm goth, so I must wear black and be satanic I'm hispanic, so I must be dirty. I'm asian, so I must love math. I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy. I'm gay, so I must have AIDS. I'm a lesbian, so I must love cats I'm a tomboy, so I must be a dyke I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist. I'm a single mom, so I must be a slut. I'm old, so I probably cant drive. I'm overweight, so I most likely have a problem with self control. I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm a liberal, so I must not care about poor people. I'm labor, so I must not believe in being responsible. I'm from the Southern Suburbs, so I must be white trash. I take anti-depressants, so I must be a freak. I'm a man, so I only want to get into your pants. I'm a woman, so I must think irrationally. I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem. I'm Indian so I must own a newsagent. I'm Aboriginal, so I must be homeless and have a substance abuse problem. I don't live with my child, so I must be a dead beat dad. I'm a football player, so I must be stupid. I'm a prep, so I must eat and breathe Abercrombie and Fitch. I'm a teenager, so I must drink and do drugs. I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a whore. I'm a punk, so I must do drugs. I'm young, so I must be naive. I'm uncool, so I must be unpopular I'm German, so I must be a Nazi. I'm blonde, so I must be stupid. I'm have public education, so I must be a sped I'm fat, so I must not be worth knowing or given a chance I believe in 'abnormal' life philosophies, so I must be excluded Repost whichever ones of these fit you somewhere where people can see them. They only apply if they aren't true lol. *eyeballs the teenager one* Me: I'm uncool, so I must be unpopular I'm young, so I must be naive. I'm a teenager, so I must drink and do drugs. I'm a man, so I only want to get into your pants. I take anti-depressants, so I must be a freak. I believe in 'abnormal' life philosophies, so I must be excluded That is all for today my sexy readership. Peace out! ~David OOOH! I nearly forgot! I have a PS! PS: Ben; Olivia and I agree, If you are trying to decide what you are getting. For where you want to get pierced: Spike = hot (and not too metalheady) Stud = bad ;p *Edit: I just had the most awesome conversation with Olivia: Me: I tried to sent you that once but you reject it. Olivia: Period Girl? Me: Ya Olivia: Did I? Me: Ya Olivia: I found it on boner.com Sorry, I just thought I'd share that because I was NOT expecting it, and I know Olivia a lot better than most people.