For all you sad pandas:

Sad for Me Please Miss Fried He don't mean to be mean He just needs to leave He hopes he does not Cause you inconvenience Why can't you see? He says, "please don't be sad for me" Oh Miss Fried Please believe you're his queen He must fight for his dreams Lovely Miss Fried He will too miss you He just needs to be free He says, "If I should ever cause you to bleed... don't pretend to be naive" Don't take him wrong, let him be Sometimes he feels like he ought to be alone He says, "Please don't be sad for me" And now to attempt to make you laugh by telling you what I want you to put on your car in the form of bumper stickers: Christian: If you drink, don't park--accidents cause people. Bad Cop! No Donut! Ben: If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy. If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now. Roy: I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen. There's too much blood in my alcohol system. Roberto: Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. Adamo: The more you complain, the longer God lets you live. I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere. Olivia: It's Been Lovely, But I Have To Scream Now. Lord save me from your followers. Renee: Jesus is coming, everyone look busy. Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes. Suresh: Heart Attacks...God's Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point. Ones I want: I get enough exercise just pushing my luck Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.