Sunday, May 28, 2006

When imagination goes wrong

Before I tell you my creepy and sad story, I'll posy another of these quizzes! This one involves music!

Go to the music player of your choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and press play. Use the song titles as your answers. NO CHEATING!

What do people assume when they first look at me?
Song: Bathwater
Artist: No Doubt
Comment: I'd still love to wash in your old bathwater... :P

What will be a big challenge in life for me?
Song: Good Day
Artist: The Dresden Dolls
Comment: Now THAT is depressing!

Am I a good Girlfriend/boyfriend
Song: Same Ol' Situation
Artist: Motley Crue
Comment: lol? Is that good or bad?

How will I die?
Song: Making Out
Artist: No Doubt
Comment: LAUGH MY FUCKING ARSE OFF!

Is someone trying to kill me?
Song: Disco Club
Artist: Black Eyed Peas
Comment: hmmm... So discos want me dead eh?

What should I do instead of this quiz?
Song: Don't Lie
Artist: Black Eyed Peas
Comment: >_> <_<

What is a bad habit that I should try to stop?

Song: Panic
Artist: No Doubt
Comment: Lol, now that is true. I was hoping it would be Bad Habit though :\

What's for dinner tonight?
Song: Shout at the Devil
Artist: Motley Crue
Comment: Yeah, so mum's cooking again.

How does the world see me?
Song: Underjoyed
Artist: Jack off Jill
Comments: Wow, this quiz wins so much it is scary!

Will I have a happy life?
Song: Happy Now? Artist:
No Doubt
Comments: Uh oh! That means what?

What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Half Jack
Artist: The Dresden Dolls
Comments: LMFAO! So you all think I'm half male/half female?

Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Underneath it All
Artist: No Doubt
Comments: Is that a yes? I think it is!

How can I make myself happy?
Song: Covet
Artist: Jack off Jill
Comments: Haha, I love it! This thing rocks!

What should I do with my life?
Song: Super Sadist
Artist: Jack off Jill
Comments: I WIN!!! Oh dear God YES! How awesome!

Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: Bruises are back in style
Artist: Jack off Jill
Comments: Yes, guys. Life should be painful because if we bruise ourselves we are stylish.

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Song: Don't Speak
Artist: No Doubt
Comments: Just plain lol!

Will I ever have children?
Song: When I am Queen
Artist: Jack off Jill
Comments: Hahahaha! Good to know.

Will I die happy?
Song: Sometimes
Artist: No Doubt
Comments: Yes! Even the quiz knows I will live multiple times!

What is some good advice for me?
Song: Kickstart my Heart
Artist: Motley Crue
Comments: Haha, super. That's a classic.

What is happiness?
Song: Strawberry Gashes
Artist: Jack off Jill
Comments: Oh dear...

What is my favourite fetish?
Song: My Humps
Artist: Black Eyed Peas
Comments: DAMN STRAIGHT!

How will I be remembered?
Song: Clear Hearts Grey Flowers
Artist: Jack off Jill
Comments: Does this mean I'll remembered as the wierd emo one?

How do I get more sex?
Song: In my Head
Artist: No Doubt
Comments: Hahahahaha, totally classic...



Now my little tale of warning.

Ok it has finally happened.

I have crossed the boundary which divides imagination and reality.

Oh dear God I am a bit worried now. I play Blizzard games way too much. It was on MSN

I had a conversation with my wierdo friends where I only said quotes from Starcraft and Warcraft. They didn't realise. I was considering typing it up hear but I won't be doing that. I think this comes from playing video games for 32 hours this weekend. Lol. I wasn't even online or anything, I just had nothing better to do so I played the campaigns for the storyline...

(Which is brilliant by the way. The Warcraft series has one of the best storylines in any video game easily and it is better than most movies).

Comments on "When imagination goes wrong"

 

Blogger Elias said ... (Sunday, May 28, 2006 7:25:00 pm) : 

What's so creepy and sad about your story?

I'll try that quiz, but the thing is this week you'll get answers like
'Minus'
'senzafine'
'Siehst du mich im licht?'
'the ocean'
...
Looking forward to the question where the answer is 'the ocean'...

 

Blogger David said ... (Sunday, May 28, 2006 7:43:00 pm) : 

What's creepy.

I had a completely functional conversation using only quotes from a video game. It lasted a long time.

Example:

Dave: I'm waiting

Them: For what lol?

D: Ride the Lightning.

T:The song?

D:Yes

T:Hahahaha cool.

D:Let screams fill the air!

T:Lol? Ok. You say that too much.

D:Well fear my moo of fury then!
moo...

T:So I've been thinking

D:Cool, what's the plan?

T:My assignment, I'm probably doing Yates.

D:You fail to amuse me.

T:hahaha yeah, pretty boring but easy. Can I ask you something?

D:What is your feeble request.

It goes on like that...

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (Sunday, May 28, 2006 10:33:00 pm) : 

wtf.. David was that on shuffle? :p Basically ALL of your songs are the PERFECT answer for the question. If that was all random and flukey etc.. that is the freakiest shit i have ever seen! :D
Im gonna do this one.

 

Blogger David said ... (Sunday, May 28, 2006 10:52:00 pm) : 

Yeah it was shuffle but my playlist is pretty small.

I was too busy laughing to be creeped out :P

Yeah come to think of it, it was pretty scary. Same thing happened on Andrew's as well.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (Sunday, May 28, 2006 11:13:00 pm) : 

PS: I quite often reply to peeps Qs with song names, but many don't pick it up because it's mostly at tafe where we're talking so much shit that actually CAN use song names :p

 

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