The Failbrother

What has YOUR brother been doing since 11pm? Well at the time of writing (1:10am) mine has been standing in my doorway, with torches of multiple colours, making sure I don't sleep. Why? At 11 pm he decided he wanted a flashdisk back which he doesn't need because he has 2 and the other one had nothing vital on it. I said "I'll give it back in the morning I'm not done with it yet, I'm going to sleep now" He said 'No you're not, I've got all night to stand here' and so stand he does. Eventually after several David kicking his arses with Sticks, Slapping, Pushing Over and general poking (not wanting to actually punch his stupid grinning facve or he'll yell and wake everyone up which is the last thing I want) I said fuck this and escaped to the computer room (with his flashdisk but he doesn't know that). And here I am blogging about the Failbrother. He's also pissing off my rat, which is mean.