Melbourne Day 1

Ok this is taken directly from my travel diary thingy that I've been writing at various alleyway cafes. Photos when I get home. Day 1: Arrival! Woot! 6am flight! It was fine except for the young boy next to me constantly invading my personal space. wtf. I totally got lost in Melbourne airport too. It's kinda big. meh. The skybus was cool because I got it for $4 instead of $16. The hotel shuttle woman was a fucking cow-dragon-mole bitch though! omfg. Lmfao @ 'Hotel Discovery'. It's National Uni Games week so everythings messed up something rotten but I don't mind that much because I was expecting worse. I met Claudie, a french girl, briefly and two other people's stuff was in the dorm. I explored a bit of Elizabeth St, Victoria Markets, Colins St, Swanston St and a few of the alleys then returned to the backpackers which was now Satan. All the sportsluts and jocks were flooding the place for a pajama party. Eww. There was vom/piss/alcohol/other things everywhere, the toilets and showers were fucking disgusting after that! (It's hilarious in hindsight). Just think 'brown paint job'. Met up with Bec, she's awesome and doesn't actually know the city which I find to be hilarious! We saw Tropic Thunder at Crown and the foyer had an exhibition of half naked footballers including Pav (mum) and Jimmy Bartel (Kristina). We joked that the players would stand around there and be like "OH IS THAT ME? WOW I'M A HOT BITCH!". Upon returning to my room at about midnight the French girl was having sex with her French boyfriend (lmao @ French sex-talk), some random Asian girl was passed out in a cocktail dress and a Kiwi guy who I'd spoken to briefly before was trying to sleep above the fornicating Europeans. I eventually got to sleep myself. Favourite Shop: Nauticus Favourite Place: Crown Favourite Activity: Hanging out with Bec Song stuck in head: Are You Ten Years Ago? Beers: 1 @ Charles Darwin Dorm mates: 1) Claudie 2) Claudie's man 3) Random Asian 4) Rude/freak Kiwi (when we were talking when he arrived he suddenly just stopped speaking to me and sat there in silence and I was so confused. Ahahaha) Least favourite people: 1) Plane boy 2) Shuttlebusbitch 3) Receptionist (he was mean lmao) Favourite people 1) Bec 2) Chocolate Lady 3) All the friendly hobos.