Magic's In The Melodrama

Based on my music collection I have decided there is a reason I am always so emo. Top 5 Melodramatic Albums from bands that I love, complete with explanitory tracklistings. It is amazing how the complexity and emotion is utterly destroyed when you look at things this way... #5 The Dresden Dolls (Self titled) (The fuck album) Fuck you I'm fucked up We should fuck I'm fucked up What the fuck? I fuck myself with toys so I don't need actual men I fuck up my body I'm fucked up and getting saggy boobs or something I'm fucking useless Fuck you and your fucking car Creepy guy fucks children I want you to get the fuck out of my life #4 No Need To Argue (The Cranberries) (The people hate me album) I miss my family and it is possible that they hate me You hate me and I love you You hate me and I love you Children are dying All these people hate me and my life sucks You hate me and I love you Children are dying We hate each other but I love you You don't hate me but I think you do for some reason I can't tell but you probably hate me Yeats is dead and someone hates me and him I hate you and I like flowers You hate me. #3 Return of Saturn (No Doubt) (The plastic bitch who gets fucked up emotionally over the death of a bug album) You broke up with me for like 1 month and I'm all cut up about it also I knew it would happen because I'm an annoying bitch. I want kids but I'm too busy being famous and owning 3 houses You're a slut and I love you. We're all going to die I'm a plastic, fake, bitch I'm a plastic, fake, bitch I want to get married but I'm too busy being famous and owning 3 houses I love you except we just met and this will probably end up fucking me up emotionally I love you except we just met and this will probably end up fucking me up emotionally I'm a plastic, fake, bitch and I love you except we just met and this will probably end up fucking me up emotionally I love you except we just met and this will probably end up fucking me up emotionally also I have a strange habit of repeating my mistakes I'm a stalker We never see each other because I'm too busy being famous and having 3 houses I'm depressed because you had a past involving drugs and Courtney Love #2 Without you I'm Nothing (Placebo) (The gay, slutty druggie album) I like drugs I'm a slut Everyone hates me Everyone is fucked I am so obsessed with you I'm singing a duet with David Bowie about you Religion sucks also I like drugs I'm still obsessed with you and I still like drugs I'm still obsessed with you and I still like drugs just because it's better than nothing I like drugs and I'm gay or at least bisexual I'm all alone and out of my prime and I like drugs I'm a slut I'm a slutty, gay, gothic, druggie from Luxembourg. (This is basically a direct quote from Brian) #1 The Con (Tegan and Sara) (The raging dyke who is depressed and cut up about every little thing album) I'm a lesbian who is depressed about people hating me for no reason I can't show emotion or offer any comfort toward the people I love because I'm confused and depressed Nobody likes me and I cry a lot and I need to be 'taken down' I FEEL THE KNIFE GOING IN Am I in a relationship? I don't know what to believe anymore. I have been obsessing over this for 10 years for some reason. Also I'm a lesbian. I love you but I will be into other things. Possible other people and multiple people at the same time (I hope she was joking but this is basically a quote) Get the fuck out of my life, bitch Please call me? (coincidentally these two songs link up really well) IDRIVEAROUNDTHEBLOCK ANDI'MNOTLOOKINGTOMYRIGHT I am all angsty about yet another relationship that didn't work out years ago. Possible loss of virginity and or rape is also involved. Also I'm a lesbian I question everything about myself and also I want you to die if you ever stop loving me I AM A LESBIAN AND IT MAKES ME SAD SOMETIMES, like h. I hate everyone especially my friends and especially myself I have decided that we should probably break up because I might be a bit unstable.