Prawnography

So today I had a lecture about porn. It was kinda funny because the guy who did it is a raging gay and kept saying hilarious things such as bitchy comments about idiots and this one female porn director who he particularly didn't like. Ahem: "Maybe theoretical feminism needs a strap on" "She directs her porn, 'tastefully'... apparently" "This woman says 'I've just come from Porn Valley where everyone has horrible plastic surgery and speaks in puppy voices, my erotic films aren't like that.' *skips back to a photo of her where she resembles Madonna* Honey please, look at yourself." "Women are ruled over by the penis" "Plenty of genitalia". This made me laugh. Yes I wrote them all down for the speciffic purpose of blogging. THe other thing I'm blogging about is one of the biggest and best responses to a message I've ever sent: Original message: My bag currently contains: a pen, a notebook, an iriver, a glue gun, a bunch of dvds about lesbians, and a giant fork costume. Discuss. Replies: Craig Hahaha the cops pull u over. Errrrm... I have hobbies... hahahaha Kim Hahhaa you're the biggest fork... Er I mean dork =P and lesbians david? Thats so tame, so pedestrian... You need to expand your tastes =P Adam A Ur in for a father [sic] kinky night arent you (bit of a freudian slip there from Adam) Matty See thats the beauty of not being a student... people expect me not to discuss it and just make remarks like 'cool' or 'aha' Tracey So r u going 2 write an essay wif ur pen and notebook whilst listening to music and watching lesbians and gluing ur toes 2gether! Eddie lol. Murdoch. (this is my favourite) Ben Hah. I ended getting a glue gun from someone else. Sorry, forgot to get back to you last night about that. Bad friend. We're even now :P Elizabeth Im sensing some homoerotic themes... Whats with the glue gun? lol My reply: For pants. Her reply: Indeed. You're a strange boy. Hayley Murdoch (also hilarious) John We're having kinky sex tonight? (lmfao) Jemima (my assistant manager) Can u start at 4 (lmfao) Adam B Hahaha. typical str8 guy stuff... But it sounds like ur holding a man bag my friend. Alia Haha well... My bag i have a nursing kit, a drink bottle, lunch and a strap on 4 later 3nyt wit my gf haha jokes. So glad ur coming as a fork now :-) All in all. LMFAO My favourite part is how so many people make comments about sex. What even was at all sexually suggestive about the original? You can tell which of my friends are deviants. =P