Subconsciously Motivated
| Today sucked. I got angry threats from Aboriginals on the bus because I wasn't selling them pot. They had sharp objects and they smelled like paint and cigarettes. Then they asked me for $4 and I was like "wtf 400% inflation" closely followed by "wtf how would you buy the drugs I don't even own if you don't have $4." So I was like, I have no money (which was also true) and then they got angry and started touching me so I got off at the next stop (Cappucino Strip outside the markets) and walked to the train and came home to find the internet was broken. Mum had left the computer on when she went out and it did something eww. Then she came home soon after and shouted at me asking why I'd done no chores. I told her I was only home for 5 minutes and I was fixing the internet and then she went away. I did the random chores and we found out that Cottesloe broke so our region had no telstra internet connection. Oh well, Snakes on a Plane man, snakes on a plane. Yes I made that entire blog up there seem worse than it really was just so I could use that expression. My day actually ruled. I totally pwned in Japanese class for a change and then in drama we were doing Othello and nobody else except the tutor knew anything about it so I was all a Shakespeare nerd. I even had to explain the difference between Mary Queen of Scotts and Bloody Mary which I though was neat, I looked smart and artistic for a change! Oooh Yeah! Whatever the opposite phrase to Snakes on a Plane is. Funny movie that. I think it broke the record of longest chain of cliched scenes and phrases while still somehow keeping a slightly cohesive storyline. Plus SAMUEL L. JACKSON was all Samuel L. Jacksony. :D |





Comments on "Subconsciously Motivated"
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Val Fury said ... (Friday, September 01, 2006 5:16:00 pm) :
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Elias said ... (Saturday, September 02, 2006 8:14:00 pm) :
post a commentplanes on a snake. theres the opposite.
or better yet, hand on the pump.
*Sawed off shotgun, handon the pump
Left hand on a forty, puffin onna blunt
Pumped my shotgun, niggaz didn't jump
Lala la la lala la laaaaa...*
thats what i am gonna do to that movie
Riiiight. You do that.
I fuckin' hate bus abo's (not to sound racist or anything), but when they sit next to you and smell of shit, piss, alcohol and glue, it makes me wanna put their heads through shatterproof glass.
Especially when they punch the air next to your head.
Christian Bale thinks that being called a 'motherfucker' by Samuel L Jackson is a great honour.
Fuck getting the order of Australia or the Congressional Medal of Honour, I wanna get called a 'Bad muthafucker' by Sam Jackson himself!!!